As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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