Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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