So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
