I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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