around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Swine flu is the new snow day.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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