Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
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