Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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