Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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