I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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