i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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