This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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