remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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