his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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