if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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