Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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