If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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