You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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