Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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