member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
