Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
This baby is an asshole
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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