I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We are two peas in an std pod
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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