If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
So much rum. So many feels.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I have post one night stand depression
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