normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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