dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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