if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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