awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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