Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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