im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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