lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
