brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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