Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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