is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I want a musical about memes.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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