i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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