i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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