he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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