Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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