I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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