so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I wish there were birth control emojis
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
We need to get me chipped asap
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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