This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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