Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
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