Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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