I'm lost and stupid without you.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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