I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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