Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
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