I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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