from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't think brook has ever known best
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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