I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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