This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dignity is for republicans.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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