If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We have started to decorate penises.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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