This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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